Thursday, September 24, 2009

Peeeeeve


haha - Pee.
Which is what my peeve is about.

WOMEN WHO HOVER OVER THE TOILET WHEN THEY URINATE!!!


To all the women out there who do this, two things:


1. Knock it the fuck off.
2. Clean up after yourself, you nasty cow.


No one likes cleaning up your piss - not even the janitor/custodian/whatever they call themselves these days (illegal alien?).
If you're really that skeeved about sitting on a public restroom toilet seat - use one of those paper ass gaskets or go home to piss all over your own bathroom. Just stop being so damn gross.

1 comment:

Broken Barn Industries said...

Worst ever: boat bathrooms. There are women who think that CAN hover while a fishing boat rocks. It's very simple instead to:

Sit your ass down.
Pee.
Take a shower when you get home if you're that damned skeeved about it.

Did you think a fishing boat was gonna be CLEAN?