YouTubesday - swanoffinland

You love him.

Suckit - American Horror Story

OK....seriously....here's what I gotta say/think about episode 3:
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Tara's mom (from TrueBlood) is a pretty damn good actress.
Bobby keeps waking up outside.  Uh oh.

When he cries...you gotta drink.

Daughter is a punk. (of course)

Viv reminds me of my mother's boss, Gloria.

I think everyone's dead except Viv.
Viv is the one on drugs and was walkin' around with the knife at the very beginning.
Since she's crazy, she sees everyone as ghosts. (that's my theory, turds)

And all the ghost men see Moira the Maid as a hot young POA.

And Hayden's dead too...that's why Bobby still sees her and the whole "eating for two"....
She died while "having the procedure done" or did she really come back to see him without getting it done?
and now Burnface has taken care of that for Bobby.  So its moot.

And now Moira is stuck here forever under the gazebo that Bobby built.

Man....this show is difficult.
And I love it.

And why do we know whatsherface has been shot in the head?
We haven't seen how she died....we only know that she did.

*sigh*

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Favorite Horror Movie Theme Songs

In no particular order.  I'll be throwing these on a Halloween mix I've been compiling all month long.
Enjoy!

1. Amityville Horror.
2. The Thing.
3. The Exorcist.
4. The Shining.
5. Poltergeist.
6. Candyman.
7. Rosemary's Baby.
8. Cape Fear.
9. Halloween.
10. The Haunting.
11. House On Haunted Hill.
12. Nightmare On Elm Street.
13. Dracula.  (duh)

YouTubesday - HouseholdHacker

YAY!!

MM - American Horror Story 2

Finally was able to watch AHS Episode 2.  Ready?
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YAY a Laugh-in clip!!  I love that show.
Don't answer your door.  You know you'll die.
Was that Hitchcock music?
Awww nurse got hog-tied & stabbed in the back.
Is Bobby gonna cry in this episode?  ooooo I hope so.
Tate's a badass.  (I'm gonna try harder to remember names)*.
And wifey's preggers with a rubberbaby.

YAY THE CREDITS!!
They're my favorite part.

Scratchface is in disguise & has white hairs.
I wonder if they'll play Mirah for all the daughter scenes.
James Wong is one of the producers.  I hadn't noticed that before.
I love that the neighbors are always finding their way into the house.
Glad our neighbors aren't like that.
Close.
But not that bad.

I like the elevator chick.  She's groovy.
Bianca the half girl.
Bobby's tryin' to get rid of Tate.
I love the ipecac cupcakes.

BOBBY'S CRYIN' AGAIN!!!  w00t!!!
Cuz he's lyin' about goin' outta town.  What a weenie.

Wait...did she say "Aunt Viv"??  Bobby's knocked up his niece?!
I'm confused.


Constance rules.

OOOOOOooooooh...groovy Bianca is a ghosthunter freak with friends.
Uh oh - shit's crazy when Tate's the one saving you.
HAHA...she's eating the ipecac cupcake.
Constance, you old cougar, you.
Addy's a cockblocker & has a bad girl room of mirrors.
That's not nice.

Bianca's about to lose half of herself.

Yay...ghosts takin' care of their peoples.
"I'll get the shovel.  You get the bleach." is such a great line.
Psssshhh...selling the house.  Riiiiiiight.

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*Except Bobby's.  He will always be Bobby.

Sunday Confession - Junk & Stuff

Remember these guys?
They used to look like this:

A week ago, the one on the right looked like this:

Now, they look like this.  The one on the left being not as impressive.  Once again, nature proves that the big ones aren't always the ones to impress us.  Its ok to root for the little guy.  haha....root....get it?

I think once the leaves show up, you're supposed to plant it in a pot or in the ground or something.  I should do that this week, maybe.

Here are some Halloween decorations we have up.

This is what Jason looks like from inside our upstairs hallway during the day:

And this is what he looks like at night from the outside looking up from the sidewalk:

And here's what our sunset looked like on Saturday night:

SC - I Can't Stop Laughing

plank safely.

Sunday Confession - I Do, Actually...

TT - This Would Be About American Horror Story But...

My Halloween contacts came in yesterday, so I wore them last night to break 'em in.  They look like this.

We went to Enzian for the Nightmare On Elm St. "pitcher" show.
Chad, Chrystal, & Willie (n00b) were there and we had pitcherS & made a big mess with popcorn (sorry, enzian.  the critters will eat it).
Freddy was there, too, and watched himself.

It was super fun and we got home late and crashed.
Then this a.m., I was trying to remember when American Horror Story was on and thought it was tonight, but then Matt said it was on last night and we looked on the DVR but there was NO AMERICAN HORROR STORY!!
boooooooooooooooooooooo
So now I gotta wait til it shows up on the FX ondemand channel.
This morning it wasn't there yet.  If it shows up later, we'll talk again then.

WTH Weds - Bridget Bentley

I've had the same cell phone number for the past 10 yrs.

For the first few years, I'd get calls all the time for people looking for Bridget Bentley.

Creditors, her grandmother once, and they'd all leave me messages for her.  Even though my outgoing message said, "This is Karen".

After a while the frequency trickled off and eventually quit, but recently, the calls have started back up again.

About 5 mins ago, a call came through from a 954 area code.  Not recognizing it & being on a dayjob concall, I let it go to voice mail.

Turns out ol' Bridget Bentley is single and inquiring with Its Just Lunch dating service.

A quick search tells me that Bridget is around 40 and has lived in both Orlando and a few south FL cities in the past.

Between these phone calls and the internet search, I'm curious about this person who's been sharing my phone number.

I wonder if she'll ever see this.

YouTubesday - RhettandLink

I love these guys.

PreYouTubesday-juliansmith87

Cuz its still Monday and this made me laugh.

Movie Monday - 10 Horror Films

If you're friends with me on the facebooks, you'll have seen that I'm posting a horror flick a day cuz its October and Halloween is creepin' up.

Here are the 10 I've posted to date - Some include choices I considered, but didn't post.

Day 01:  A horror film that no one would expect you to love, but you do - Pumpkinhead

Day 02:  The horror film that you relate most to - May

Day 03:  Your favorite slasher -  Midnight Meat Train

Day 04:  Your favorite werewolf film -  Dog Soldiers, American Werewolf in London

Day 05:  Your favorite monster movie - Jeepers Creepers

Day 06:  Your favorite vampire movie - From Dusk Til Dawn, 30 Days of Night, Fright Night, Hunger

Day 07:  Your favorite supernatural horror film - Poltergeist, House on Haunted Hill

Day 08:  Your favorite anthology - Masters of Horror, Tales From The Crypt/Darkside, Creepshow

Day 09:  Your favorite exploitation / grind house type film - Hobo With a Shotgun, Planet Terror, Last House on the Left (original)

Day 10:  Your favorite psychological horror film  - Antichrist, Jacob's Ladder

You turds can look'em up yourselves, if you're interested in watching any of them.

Sunday Confession - More Time w/May

When we last saw her, she looked like this:

With better lighting and about another 3 hours invested, she looks like this:

Still not finished, but she's gettin' there.

TT - American Horror Story

We dvr'd it and are just sittin' down to watch it.

I like how many times they say "shit".
And strong opening.
BEST opening credits since True Blood.



Apparently, the "mongoloid" tends to spit in the cooking.

Evil is always in the attic.

Bobby's a douchebag psychiatrist who got busted "pile driving" one of his students.
So the family moves into some big old house with a past & weird wall paintings.
Y'know....as a "new start" or "2nd chance".

6ft Under mom is a creepy maid.

Bobby sees her as a hot young poa.

Bobby's client is a skull faced kid who imagines he's some great serial killer who puts the moves on Bobby's high school daughter who cuts herself so she can feel.

Bobby also gets naked.
I ain't mad at that.
He also hatebates in the window.
HAHA...he's cryin' again.*

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

The piano string noises are effective, the Weasley twins are creepy, Jessica Lange is awesome & bitchy, Adelaide is adorable....

Bobby's wife gets banged by some rubberdude while Bobby is playin' with the stove.
Bobby's kid client and daughter scheme to bring justice to the school bitch bully....that was some fun crazy shit.  Lots of screaming, flashes of bloody teeth, and the bitch bully gets scratched up in her FACE.
Now there's some burn dude and the make up is amazing and he's tellin' his arson story.

Holy crap that was fun.
I'm in it for the season, fo'sho.
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*Matt used to watch The Practice and McDermott's character, Bobby, cried in almost every episode.  I didn't like that show.

YouTubesday - brazosdazos

Movie Monday - Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Some college kids go on a camping trip in the hills of W. Virginia.
Tucker & Dale go to their vacation home they just bought and are fixing up.  The vacation home is a cabin that looks just like the Evil Dead cabin in the woods.
They go out night fishing and see the college kids out for a swim.  A hot blonde gets startled when she sees them, falls into the water, & knocks herself out.  Dale goes in to rescue her but to her stupid college friends, it appears that Tucker & Dale are kidnapping her so they go insane trying to get her back.
Awwwwww rednecks in the woods are just misunderstood.
Once the hot blonde comes to, Dale makes her breakfast & then she & Dale play Trivial Pursuit.  (Dale is absolutely adorable.)
Meanwhile, Tucker's outside working on his property and the stupid college kids start accidentally killing themselves all over the place.
Its friggin' hilarious & a great spin on a classic horror theme.
I give it 4 out of 5 backwoods rednecks.



ps.  I love everything Magnet puts out.  heh.  puts out.