Saturday, January 30, 2010

America is a Melting Pot














But you'd never guess that from this picture (from the State of the Union the other night).

Front Row: 2nd dude in is thinkin' about that sweet intern ass he got last night. Dude next to him had ribs for dinner.
2nd Row: 1st dude in is practicing his People's Eyebrow. Dude next to him is shifting on his hemorrhoid pillow.
3rd Row: 1st dude is wondering if anyone's noticed that he's not wearing a dark suit and is silently patting himself on the back for being unique. The Ginger dude in the middle has a soul. Last dude on the right is twittering.
4th Row: 2nd dude in is shielding his eyes because of the glare coming off all the whiteness around him. The dude next to him is trying to fart quietly.
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If you have any white dude captions to add, post it!!
Bonus points if you include the dude's name.
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