I've had a fever and headaches ever since. I think I contracted malaria.
......No, not really, Moter.
Luckily, malaria is no longer found in North America.
Otherwise, I woulda been effed fer sure.
Check out how stupid this is.
I ordered some crap from Amazon last week and one of the things was a popup tent thing for shade on the beach. Being fair skinned, I blow up when sunlight hits me.
The tent is that round blue lookin' thing down there on the right.
On the left is the giant box it shipped in.
That's all I got for ya today.