Now all I need to do is post something.

My ass is sore. I think I broke it after Mayor McCheese gave birth to me.

Must be nap time. Mine eyes are gettin' heavy.

Currently watching Live Free or Die Hard or Whatever.

Wish it was raining.

There's a blister on my big toe. Been there since Thursday.

I really don't want tomorrow to be Monday.

You know what sucks about having a bruised tailbone?

Sitting, coughing, bending over....

You don't realize how often you use your ass until you break it.

Don't take your healthy ass for granted.