Showing posts with label where's the damn camera?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label where's the damn camera?. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

That One Time We Went To Gentlemen of The Road

We got to the venue and it looked like this:

And we looked like this:

And at night, that 1st thing looked like this:
 (there was also a head that appeared to be coming up out of the ground. I have no drunken pictures of that, though)

And I looked like this when I whizzed after the shuttle bus back to our hotel area:

And this guy was hell bent on shooting pool with Pannacakes:
(crazy ass mofo) 

And this is what my shadow looked like on Crabby Bill The Bartender's shirt:

And this is what I looked like drinkin' a Heineken:

And this is what Crabby Bill looks like when he's not being crabby:

And this is what Crystal looks like when she wakes us up in the morning:

And this is what Pannacakes looks like poolside with a Miller Lite:

And this is what me & Crystal look like when we're poolside with Miller Lites:

And this is what we look like in the pool drinkin' pina coladas under Crystal's umbrella:

And this is what Crystal looks like when she's a badass with mermaid hair:
(which is all the freakin' time)

And this guy wore Pannacakes' bra on his head:

And then we went back to the venue and ran into these guys:
(Pannacakes would later end up at the bar marrying the dude with the awesome staff and shirt)

And this is what I looked like while Mumford was playing:

And this is what Mumford looked like when they were playing:


And after that weekend....we all had to take a break.

Friday, September 13, 2013

POP BOMB VID!!!

BOOM!!*

OK...now that you've seen it...
Here are some fun things to look for whenever you go back to watch it again, like we all know you will:
  • At the beginning, we have 2 cameras, so you're getting what Trina's seeing inside the obstacle course while Johnny's outside filming. This only happened at the beginning of the event, while we were still somewhat sober.
  • Trina on the hop-n-bop is similarly captured and while we were still somewhat sober.
  • A lot of what you're seeing throughout is timed with the lyrics you're hearing.  Example: When Chrystal's got the whipped cream...it's not on accident that you were also hearing the words "milky way".
  • When you see StayPuft dancing to "Party Hard", it looks like Johnny (Steve Irwin to the right) puppets the echoing "Party Hard" and it makes me laugh every time.
  • All the pics included at the end were ones you guys posted on the event page. Thank you for those!
I might have enough footage of everyone looking at the camera to see if "it's on?" to make a montage of just that. Stay tuned, maybe.

PS. I don't wanna hear any bitching about how they look fat or bald or wasted or ridiculous.* We're being captured in our natural environment, not posing for Olan Mills.  Believe me, there's way worse I could've included in here. You're welcome very much.

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*Yep, I said it.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Vampire Eating Garlic


I've had this image in my head for quite sometime.
Finally did it.
Not exactly how I'd seen it, but it was fun to play.
Might do it again sometime.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Suckit Saturday???

Haven't decided what to do on Saturdays yet, but it'll be whatever I want it to be dammit.

We're headed out to Sebastian Inlet today to go camping, so here's a photo of the neighborhood hens I'd posted a message about on facebook after that crazyass storm we had on 3/30.


And now the neighbor ladies (hens) are out surveying the damage.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Power Outage






When the power goes out, grab the damn camera.

Friday, July 2, 2010

GawdBless'Merica

Kudos to the Kraft folks for including this subtle and clever moment in their recent mac&cheese commercial.

Not only am I a fan of him popping a balloon and kicking over the table, but I find this transaction to be particularly (and educationally/historically) humorous (bonus points if you can see why).

Thursday, June 17, 2010

We Interrupt This Programming with an Important Broadcast Message

The other day, I saw the greatest 3 images that I wish I'd had a camera for.

(1) 3 dudes at the bar at Applebees. Brothahs that shoulda been wearin' bowties.
Like this.
One of them was wearing a turquoise ring. They all had kinda the same length hair. Like what my BFF Cedric had back in 7th grade....that 3/4 - 1 inch growth. Like...if the Cesar cut was a bitty afro.

(2) Pulling up to the building, I looked upon what was a rather plump white fellow with a biker mustache. Blond.
Probably like 325-350lbs. Hiking up his trousers while holding his clipboard & talking to another fellow.....
I wish it had been in slow motion.

(3) As I was walking around the dumpster towards the smoker's area, there, at the picnic table, sat the most tired looking man I've ever seen. He had a huge bulbous bare beer belly, his shirt unbuttoned, with a "whew, I need to sit down and rest" look on his face.