Seriously, its just sleeping.
It sleeps upside down and I always have to check to see if its still breathing.
Upon which, my movement wakes up its eyelidless slumber and it does its tweaked out tail waggle to get away from my curiosity warped face.
And shut up....
I'm aware the water needs to be cleaned.
It'll have to wait until after Jersey Shore Bachelorette Party in Miami this weekend.