Elevator of Evil

So I'm goin' up the stairs after lunch and TR is standing there and I say, "How ya doin'?" and he says, "Pretty fuckin' freaked out...." which is very unlike TR so I say, "Why?", genuinely concerned. He says, "Fuckin' Texas Chainsaw elevator right here.....the doors opened and its all dark with a dirty cone..." so he got on the other elevator that was lit up and I hit the button when his closed and waited for the scary one to come back up. I listened at the elevator door to hear the beeps as it came back up to the 4th floor. The doors opened and a sweaty bald fellow got off saying, "I wouldn't take that one - its all dark." and I laughed and said, "Glad you made it..."

My mind is teaming with all sorts of scary stories ideas.