Box Cleaning

I have a trunk in my office that had another box inside of it - full of random crap I haven't been through in years.
After going through 2 moves, finding a spot in atleast 3 of the rooms in our current residence, and walking past it for a few years - I decided it was time to crack that sucker open and see what surprises awaited.

Items found inside include:

1. 3 of Matt's "cool guy" magazines (soccer, rugby, and obscure creativity)
2. 1 Dead Lizard
3. 2 "The Masquerade" presented by Executive Source, Inc. Benefiting the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, programs from 11/12/1999.
4. 2 3 ring binders.
5. notebook paper
6. Disney's Animal Kingdom field/training guide from 1997.
7. Set of 7 Retard Math text books from non-accredited pre-college algebra VCC class.....one is missing.
8. Mt. Dora High School Varsity Award for Football Manager from the 1993 season.
9. McNeese State University catalog for 1997-1998 (when I thought I was getting married to a golfer from Louisiana).
10. 1 picture of golfer from Louisiana
11. Graphics Technology workbook from VCC Summer 1997
12. 3 VCC Retard Math class tests - graded 83, 75, & 90
13. Peel-n-stick holiday gift tags
14. 1 dead AA battery
15. 1 tablet of 11x14 bristol board
16. 1 tablet of 11x14 medium weight tracing paper.
17. 2 Mead Comp books - 1 from Engligh class Jan 1995-May 1995
and 1 from Eng 1101 VCC Nov 1997 with a test inside: grade 88
18. Animal Kingdom Entertainment Pride Guide 1998
19. 1 brown accordian folder containing 3 VCC english papers (maybe I'll post those later), 2 English tests: graded 88 and one ungraded, 3 blank english test booklets, 1 Graphic Communication final exam: graded 81, and 1 Graphic Communication project grade sheet: graded 90. All from fall semester 1997.
20. Taxes from 1999.