
brai-nure [bray-noor] (n.) manure from my brain. as in, crap I see and think about and stuff.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Celebrity Boyfriends - UPDATE!!
A while back I posted my list of celebrity boyfriends. I love them all and I have a feeling they would really love me too if we ever were to meet.
I have a few additions.
9. Jack White - CAN NOT believe I actually forgot him on my first list. Obviously, I was high that day. He's a god. Most of you know that I've no plans to breed, but if it came down to having to repopulate the earth, I'd be more than happy to have Jack White's chirrens. For the sake of our species, of course. I could listen to his music, regardless of which band he's in, non-stop, for the rest of my life. Plus, I'm pretty sure he's packin' some heat, if the pants he wore in Under the Black Pool Lights were any clue.
10. Eli Roth - he directed Cabin Fever, both Hostels, and plays one of Quentin Tarantino's Basterds. What more is there to say really? He's hot and loves blood & guts.
11. Jeremy Piven - he didn't appear on my radar until I threw in the towel and started watching Entourage about 2 or 3 months ago. Love, Love, LOVE Ari Gold!! Cracks me up when he runs around and yells at everyone. He was cool in Smokin' Aces, RocknRolla, One Crazy Summer, and Say Anything....but those characters were nothing like the loud-get-shit-done-and-love-me-for-it Ari. And the suits he wears?!?! HOT!
I have a few additions.
9. Jack White - CAN NOT believe I actually forgot him on my first list. Obviously, I was high that day. He's a god. Most of you know that I've no plans to breed, but if it came down to having to repopulate the earth, I'd be more than happy to have Jack White's chirrens. For the sake of our species, of course. I could listen to his music, regardless of which band he's in, non-stop, for the rest of my life. Plus, I'm pretty sure he's packin' some heat, if the pants he wore in Under the Black Pool Lights were any clue.
10. Eli Roth - he directed Cabin Fever, both Hostels, and plays one of Quentin Tarantino's Basterds. What more is there to say really? He's hot and loves blood & guts.
11. Jeremy Piven - he didn't appear on my radar until I threw in the towel and started watching Entourage about 2 or 3 months ago. Love, Love, LOVE Ari Gold!! Cracks me up when he runs around and yells at everyone. He was cool in Smokin' Aces, RocknRolla, One Crazy Summer, and Say Anything....but those characters were nothing like the loud-get-shit-done-and-love-me-for-it Ari. And the suits he wears?!?! HOT!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
DOODLE!!
Old Man Hair Face

Kelley and I went to Ruby Tuesday's today for lunch.
She kept eyeballing the back of this woman's head and making strange faces. When I looked to see wtf (why the face), I swear to you, it looked like an old man with a pinched up face was looking back at me. It ended up being the back of this woman's head. Her hair was pinned up in such a way that it looked like a constipated Santa. I had to stop looking at her, I was laughing so hard at the man in her hair.
Wish I could've gotten closer for a better picture, but that would've been too obvious since we were 2 of the 6 people in there.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
MOVIE!! - It Might Get Loud
Amazing.
It starts out with Jack White standing at a table with an amp on it. He hammers a couple of nails in a board, strings it, puts a glass coke bottle under the string and hooks the amp up to it and starts playing it. He stops, picks up his cigarette and says, "Who says you need a guitar to play?"
(so hot)
Three Guitar Gods meet and are hangin' out in warehouse with a film crew (luckiest film crew EVER). They talk about their styles and compare notes (ha - literally).
Each Guitar God tells their story about how they started and what guitar they started with and the events that were going on around them that influenced their music.
And they jam. Playing riffs from some of their best known songs.
It did get loud. And it was heavenly.
And I can't wait to go see it again.
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