brai-nure [bray-noor] (n.) manure from my brain. as in, crap I see and think about and stuff.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
SC - I Can't Stop Laughing
plank safely.
Labels:
being a kid,
confession,
funny shit,
guilty pleasure. youtube,
planking,
sunday
Thursday, October 13, 2011
TT - This Would Be About American Horror Story But...
My Halloween contacts came in yesterday, so I wore them last night to break 'em in. They look like this.
We went to Enzian for the Nightmare On Elm St. "pitcher" show.
Chad, Chrystal, & Willie (n00b) were there and we had pitcherS & made a big mess with popcorn (sorry, enzian. the critters will eat it).
Freddy was there, too, and watched himself.
It was super fun and we got home late and crashed.
Then this a.m., I was trying to remember when American Horror Story was on and thought it was tonight, but then Matt said it was on last night and we looked on the DVR but there was NO AMERICAN HORROR STORY!!
boooooooooooooooooooooo
So now I gotta wait til it shows up on the FX ondemand channel.
This morning it wasn't there yet. If it shows up later, we'll talk again then.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
WTH Weds - Bridget Bentley
I've had the same cell phone number for the past 10 yrs.
For the first few years, I'd get calls all the time for people looking for Bridget Bentley.
Creditors, her grandmother once, and they'd all leave me messages for her. Even though my outgoing message said, "This is Karen".
After a while the frequency trickled off and eventually quit, but recently, the calls have started back up again.
About 5 mins ago, a call came through from a 954 area code. Not recognizing it & being on a dayjob concall, I let it go to voice mail.
Turns out ol' Bridget Bentley is single and inquiring with Its Just Lunch dating service.
A quick search tells me that Bridget is around 40 and has lived in both Orlando and a few south FL cities in the past.
Between these phone calls and the internet search, I'm curious about this person who's been sharing my phone number.
I wonder if she'll ever see this.
Labels:
bridget bentley,
experiments,
pondering,
wednesday,
whateverthehell
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
YouTubesday - RhettandLink
I love these guys.
Labels:
boyfriends,
funny shit,
guilty pleasure. youtube,
tuesday
Monday, October 10, 2011
Movie Monday - 10 Horror Films
If you're friends with me on the facebooks, you'll have seen that I'm posting a horror flick a day cuz its October and Halloween is creepin' up.
Here are the 10 I've posted to date - Some include choices I considered, but didn't post.
You turds can look'em up yourselves, if you're interested in watching any of them.
Here are the 10 I've posted to date - Some include choices I considered, but didn't post.
Day 01: A horror film that no one would expect you to love, but you do - Pumpkinhead
Day 02: The horror film that you relate most to - May
Day 03: Your favorite slasher - Midnight Meat Train
Day 04: Your favorite werewolf film - Dog Soldiers, American Werewolf in London
Day 05: Your favorite monster movie - Jeepers Creepers
Day 06: Your favorite vampire movie - From Dusk Til Dawn, 30 Days of Night, Fright Night, Hunger
Day 07: Your favorite supernatural horror film - Poltergeist, House on Haunted Hill
Day 08: Your favorite anthology - Masters of Horror, Tales From The Crypt/Darkside, Creepshow
Day 09: Your favorite exploitation / grind house type film - Hobo With a Shotgun, Planet Terror, Last House on the Left (original)
Day 10: Your favorite psychological horror film - Antichrist, Jacob's Ladder
You turds can look'em up yourselves, if you're interested in watching any of them.
Labels:
blood-n-guts,
halloween,
horror flicks,
monday,
movies
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